Cartoons Hate Her Social dynamics and culture from the hybrid mind of a terminally online-normie mom
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SURPRISE! Many Such Takes: Tourette's BAFTAs, Mamdani/Trump, Conservative Sex Tips, and More
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 28, 2026
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free.
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90s Style Icons to Emulate who are NOT Carolyn Bessette Kennedy
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 27, 2026
You won't pull off the CBK look--but you might be able to emulate these other fashion mavens of the '90s.
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Why I'm Not A Republican
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 26, 2026
I know it's confusing when a liberal doesn't want poop on the subways and thinks marriage is good. Let me explain.
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"Just Avoid Eye Contact" Isn't Enough
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 25, 2026
Erratic people on subways sometimes *do* assault or kill strangers. And avoiding eye contact won't help.
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You're Laughing. Women Are Having Sex With Their Husbands and You're Laughing.
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 24, 2026
Endorsing mutually pleasurable sex within marriage is apparently a very controversial thing.
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The Beauty Standard is Impossibly Skinny-Curvy, Not Childlike
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 23, 2026
Beauty standards don't have to be pedophilic to be unattainable.
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I Need to Stop Buying Clothes that Look Like Things
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 20, 2026
I have made many fashion mistakes, but my worst habit is buying too many clothing items that look like Things.
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What Does "Incel" Even Mean Anymore?
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 19, 2026
Is it really "involuntary" if you aren't leaving your house? Is it noteworthy to be celibate when so many people are?
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A Socially Inept Mom's Guide to Making Mom Friends
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 18, 2026
I kept hearing moms were lonely, so why wouldn't they text me back? Here's what I learned, trying to make mom friends and (eventually) succeeding.
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On Young Woman Privilege
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 17, 2026
Of course you're going to "age gracefully." You're 27.
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Democrats Need a President Who Fucks
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 16, 2026
Put policy aside and think like the median voter: which candidate fucks?
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Is My Husband Crazier than I Am?
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 13, 2026
My husband and I both have OCD. He's convinced his OCD is "better" than mine. Our guest post for Valentine's Day
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Men Don't Like Bitches, but They Do Like Brats
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 12, 2026
Men like to dominate...but not if it's too easy.
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What I Wore In January (+December)
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 11, 2026
The best things I wore, bought and sewed in December/January.
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When I Was 13, My Boyfriend Was Obsessed With My Mom
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 10, 2026
I got my first real boyfriend, but I noticed something was wrong--he was more interested in my mom.
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Everyone Is Becoming Hotter to Stay Home and See Nobody
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 9, 2026
Every now and then, perhaps when I’m momentarily possessed by a demon, something compels me to open Facebook.
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Bad-Husband-Lady and Neurotic-Wife-Man Review "Fair Play"
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 7, 2026
I'm the primary childcare provider and chill about chores, he works full time and is neurotic about chores. We argue over chores constantly. Who will win Fair Play?
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He Doesn't Want a Tradwife, He Wants Collateral
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 6, 2026
The Elijah Schaffer drama shows that tradwife propaganda isn't meant to make women more attractive to men--it's to make women more dependent on men.
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Guest Post: To Be Hornier and Happier, You Should be Lifting Weights
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 5, 2026
A guest post by Mikala Jamison
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Glorifying Teen Pregnancy is a Luxury Belief
by Cartoons Hate Her on February 4, 2026
For those men who may be reading this (many such cases) how would you have felt if your girlfriend had gotten pregnant when you were thirteen?






