Cartoons Hate Her Social dynamics and culture from the hybrid mind of a terminally online-normie mom
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"Repressed Trauma" Is the New Horoscope
by Cartoons Hate Her on July 16, 2026
Did you think it was "normal" to sometimes have a stomach ache? No, you must have repressed traumatic memories.
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"The Male Gaze" Was Never About Wanting a Boyfriend
by Cartoons Hate Her on July 14, 2026
Trying to attract a partner is a normal part of any sexuality, but "the male gaze" has become a subject of anxiety and debate.
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I Feel Weird About Push-Up Bras
by Cartoons Hate Her on July 13, 2026
I never thought I could falsely advertise to myself, but apparently I can.
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Many Such Takes: Mitch McConnell, Jack Antonoff, Lena Dunham, and More
by Cartoons Hate Her on July 12, 2026
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
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What Happened to Picky Eaters in Olden Times?
by Cartoons Hate Her on July 10, 2026
Turns out picky eating existed long before chicken nuggets.
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There's No Way Every Woman You Date Has BPD
by Cartoons Hate Her on July 8, 2026
When therapy culture comes for the "crazy ex-girlfriend" archetype
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Living Your Truth As An Uptight Prig
by Cartoons Hate Her on July 7, 2026
What Mark from Peep Show taught me about authenticity
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The Cold Pizza Theory of Sex
by Cartoons Hate Her on July 6, 2026
Women are more sexually discerning than men—but that doesn’t mean they enjoy sex less.
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What I Wore in Paris This June
by Cartoons Hate Her on July 3, 2026
My monthly fashion roundup, Paris style!
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Social Rules I Still Don't Understand
by Cartoons Hate Her on July 1, 2026
I've worked very hard to learn social cues, but some rules still make no sense to me. I'm putting them up to a vote.
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The Post-Cosmo Era Of Women’s Dating Advice
by Cartoons Hate Her on June 30, 2026
There is no better place to understand the evolution of women’s dating advice than the former and current state of Cosmo magazine.
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Are Other People "Normies," or Are You A Main Character?
by Cartoons Hate Her on June 29, 2026
Perhaps "enjoying things" and "having thoughts" are not unique to the neurodivergent.
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Many Such Takes: Anti-Food House, Knicks Trash Can, Trump's Algae, Usha Vance's Dress and More
by Cartoons Hate Her on June 28, 2026
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
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Everything I Learned About Sex I Learned From Austin Powers
by Cartoons Hate Her on June 26, 2026
I saw Austin Powers when I was eight. I didn't realize it was parody.
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Where Are All The Middle-Aged Tradwives?
by Cartoons Hate Her on June 25, 2026
Clue one: nobody is "hiding" them.
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"Be Yourself" Only Works For People Who Aren't Annoying
by Cartoons Hate Her on June 23, 2026
And no, having geeky or niche interests doesn't make you annoying.
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Which Reddit Post Will Become the Next Movie?
by Cartoons Hate Her on June 22, 2026
I might be biased, but I think it should be "all of mine."
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Does Every Man Really Think His Wife is Out of His League?
by Cartoons Hate Her on June 19, 2026
And if not, why are so many "how we met" stories about women reluctantly agreeing to tolerate a less attractive man who won't leave her alone?
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I Went On a Podcast to Find Out Why People Don't Like Me--and People Had Questions
by Cartoons Hate Her on June 17, 2026
It's a weird experience to have your favorite podcast interview you. It's even weirder when the topic is "what's wrong with me." A free article on my 47 minutes of fame.
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I Dress For My Personality, And My Personality Is Annoying
by Cartoons Hate Her on June 16, 2026
I'm realizing the way I dress has been just as socially detrimental as my lack of social cues--perhaps they're the same thing. But how much do I really need to change myself for other people?






