Cartoons Hate Her Social dynamics and culture from the hybrid mind of a terminally online-normie mom
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The 2025 CHH Ad-Free Gift Guide
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 28, 2025
Just a list of stuff I genuinely like, for 2025
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My Best Bangers for Your Thankgiving Phone Time
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 27, 2025
Alternative title: How to Talk to Your Heterodox Relatives About Mankeeping this Holiday Season
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Why (Some) Women Get Obsessed With The Red Pill
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 26, 2025
TRP was never intended for a female audience, but it's surprisingly addictive for some of us.
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The Celebrities Invaded The Starving Writers' Club
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 25, 2025
She doesn't even go here!
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My Three Biggest Substack Failures
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 24, 2025
I found great success on Substack, but I've had some major failures along the way.
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I Know Why Trump Loves Mamdani Because I Have Trump's Mind
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 23, 2025
Surprised that Trump seems enamored with a leftist mayor? I'm not, because my brain works like Trump's.
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What I Did to MILFmaxx
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 21, 2025
All the at-home things I did to get just slightly hotter
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Most Marriages are Pretty Good
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 19, 2025
Young people are hearing the worst things about marriage online--and most of them aren't true.
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2000s Beauty Standards Weren't the Low Point
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 18, 2025
The body positivity movement did not end the unrealistic body standards of the 2000s--it's worse now.
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I Gentle Parent Because I'm Scared of My Kids Hating Me
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 17, 2025
At least I admit it!
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Many Such Takes: Christian Polygyny, Blowing Bubba, and More
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 16, 2025
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
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My "Unique" Aesthetic is The Latest Basic Millennial Trend
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 14, 2025
Dark green velvet, in 2025? Groundbreaking.
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HR is the Mean Mommy of the Workplace
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 13, 2025
It's easy to hate the HR lady--for the same reasons it's easy to hate "wine moms" and "Karens."
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Bad-Husband-Lady and Neurotic-Wife-Man Review "Fair Play"
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 11, 2025
I'm the primary childcare provider and chill about chores, he works full time and is neurotic about chores. We argue over chores constantly. Who will win Fair Play?
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Don't Prove the Anti-Feminization People Right
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 10, 2025
If they're saying women are too easily offended and prone to silencing dissent, let's not dig ourselves in a hole immediately.
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Many Such Takes: Fairy Slurs, Sydney Sweeney Interview, Porn Star for Husband, and More
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 9, 2025
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
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Trump's Take on "Fair Play"
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 8, 2025
My latest Trump impression: the President's thoughts on the Fair Play game
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My Best Outfits and Fashion Projects of October
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 7, 2025
My biggest monthly fashion roundup yet (Plus, homemade Halloween costumes)
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Don't Get Sucked Into The Thoughtful Gesture Industrial Complex
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 6, 2025
From elaborate birthday parties to boo baskets, nobody is holding you to a high expectation except Instagram.
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I'm a Weeb For Ireland
by Cartoons Hate Her on November 5, 2025
Check out my free guest post on the Noahpinion Substack






