Cartoons Hate Her

IVF is too much of a pain in the ass for it to become the "new normal" or to create a world of designer humans.

I'm pretty sure my husband is out of my league. How did I pull this off?

"Neurotic moms" are not limited to Facebook safety groups and trad Twitter. Substack is starting to look pretty crazy too.

what no pussy does to a mf, gorilla style

You all asked me for the full deets on this story, so here it is.

Like many animal species, human women are more sexually selective than men. But we are *also* the more adorned and groomed of the species--by far. What went wrong?

My boss told me I needed to "seem" like a hard worker. So I signed up for a totally bullshit conference.

Yes, I know “kids need to learn to entertain themselves” but if they're bored, you won't like what they do.

From boo baskets to event planners for proposals, we have to put an end to astroturfed relationship expectations.

A short while ago, many parents feared that their infant sons would later be violent misogynists. Their tactics didn’t help.

Time for the annual CHH roundup

If people won't accept "I don't like kids" they get much more annoying answers.

Or: why every married couple (even vanilla ones) should just have a safe word to spare everyone the indignity

They just don't call it privilege anymore--now, they call it "out of touch."

I've always been sad that I don't have a "friend group." But maybe I actually don't want one.

2009 was obviously my low point.

Many moms who don't bedshare with their babies aren't cold or unfeeling--they're just afraid of suffocation!

And frankly, most people aren't in danger of trying too hard.

There is no sex topic more hotly debated than cunnilingus--so here's more fuel for the fire.

Merging the Trump and CHH personas together: How would I talk about my Substack if I were Trump?