Cartoons Hate Her Social dynamics and culture from the hybrid mind of a terminally online-normie mom
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Weight Isn't The Dealbreaker You Think It Is
by Cartoons Hate Her on June 1, 2026
70% of America is overweight, and most of those people are married--so why do so many people complain about their dating prospects being too fat?
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Many Such Takes: Ube Ice Cream, Orgasm Gap, Ugly Sandals and More
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 31, 2026
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free.
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My Best Outfits and Sewing Projects of May
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 29, 2026
Plus, details for how I made The Jumpsuit, and shopping recommendations for similar jumpsuits for the non-sewing inclined.
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The Most Problematic Age Gap: Two 18-Year-Olds
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 28, 2026
I never thought I'd live to see an age gap shamed for being too small, but here we are.
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I Thought I Wanted a Work Wife, Until I Got One
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 27, 2026
I thought I wanted a best friend at work. And then I met Rhonda.
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"I Can't Cook For Myself" Is The New "I Can't Start a Family"
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 26, 2026
Just as you don't need to have a six-figure wedding, your Tuesday lunch does not need to be DoorDash sushi.
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The Cuckification of the Internet
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 22, 2026
Sex is no longer about the sex, it's about whoever isn't having it, whoever is being wronged, and whoever is being betrayed--especially on the Internet.
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My Husband's Master List of Paris Restaurants
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 21, 2026
A guest post from my husband
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Casual Dating Before Marriage Isn't a Luxury Belief
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 19, 2026
Many casual daters ultimately want marriage--and still obtain it. Alex Cooper is no exception.
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This OCD Relapse Brought to You by Hantavirus
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 18, 2026
Not me falling face first into another OCD rabbit hole--I mean, rat hole
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My Best Outfits and Sewing Projects of April
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 15, 2026
My monthly fashion roundup, a bit late.
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Conservative Men Go Down More Than You Think
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 14, 2026
And other learnings from a political sex survey of over 4,000 people
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Would You Still Be Unafraid of Aging if It Involved Looking Old?
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 12, 2026
It's great to bust stereotypes about aging--but at some point, "accepting aging" has to mean letting go of looking young and hot.
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The Age Gap Take That Everyone Will Hate
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 11, 2026
A lot of age gap shaming seeks to enforce a social contract--and it's not only women who do it.
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He Was The Perfect Boyfriend (But Wouldn't Touch Me)
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 8, 2026
At fifteen, I thought I had met my dream man. Just one minor hiccup.
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Conservatives and Liberals Find Different People Hot
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 7, 2026
From the bodies we prefer to our actual sex lives in practice, politics affects our sexuality.
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The Men's Bodies Women Like--And Prefer
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 5, 2026
I had thousands of women rate 14 digitally-generated male bodies. Here's what I found about the men they'd be willing to date, and the men they consider ideal.
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Gentle Parenting Fails to Answer: "What If That Doesn't Work?"
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 4, 2026
If your child won't say please and thank you to adults, what exactly is the "natural consequence?"
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Many Such Takes: 1% Top Vagina, Fish Head Wife, Erika Kirk's Dress, and More
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 3, 2026
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free.
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What I Wore In Paris (Plus, Cool Brands I Found)
by Cartoons Hate Her on May 1, 2026
My best outfits of my Paris trip, my best buys, and fun, affordable French brands that I stumbled upon--for both men and women.






