Cartoons Hate Her Social dynamics and culture from the hybrid mind of a terminally online-normie mom
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Who Exactly Are the "Girlbosses?"
by Cartoons Hate Her on April 15, 2026If there is a big group of useless career women who are pulling off the scam of the century, surely they'd be easier to describe.
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Depiction Is Not "Glorification"
by Cartoons Hate Her on April 14, 2026The Euphoria characters aren't real, they can't hurt you
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Your Tradwife is an Educated Liberal at a Brooklyn Farmer's Market
by Cartoons Hate Her on April 13, 2026Some things we associate with "trad" women are actually super libbed-out.
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Many Such Takes: Date Feedback, Sydney Sweeney's Waist, Albanian Eric Adams, and More
by Cartoons Hate Her on April 12, 2026The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
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In Defense of Millennial Fashion
by Cartoons Hate Her on April 10, 2026I don't care if it's cringe now--it was objectively good!
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Some Animals are Animals, and Some Animals are People
by Cartoons Hate Her on April 8, 2026On inconsistently-anthropomorphized animals in TV shows
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OCD Means Winning the "Fell For It Again Award" All the Time
by Cartoons Hate Her on April 7, 2026Yes, I know this fear didn't come true the last 50 times. This time is different.
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Yes, Hookup Culture Was Real.
by Cartoons Hate Her on April 6, 2026
But it didn't start with "millennial feminism."
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What I Wore in Mexico City
by Cartoons Hate Her on April 3, 2026This month, we went to Mexico City for my husband’s three-day business trip.
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The Moms Who Homeschool So They Won't Be Lonely
by Cartoons Hate Her on April 2, 2026
A growing number of moms are homeschooling to avoid being alone all day
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Presenting: CHH ZoomerZone!
by Cartoons Hate Her on April 1, 2026My new approach for amplifying the youngest--and most GOATED--voices.
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The Unexpected Consequences of "Quiet Quitting" Twitter
by Cartoons Hate Her on March 31, 2026I thought limiting my Twitter access would be good for mental health--but there were some unexpected downsides.
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Married Moms Over 40 Are Having The Best Sex
by Cartoons Hate Her on March 30, 2026
There is evidence that women over 40 have more pleasurable sex than other women--especially if they're married mothers.
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Many Such Takes: Reflect on the Blowjob, Barbie Dream Fest, Aham Biopic, and More
by Cartoons Hate Her on March 29, 2026The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
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I Don't Care If Adults Like Toys. I Care If They're Too Scared to Make a Phone Call.
by Cartoons Hate Her on March 27, 2026Am I really going to defend Disney adults? Yes.
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If "Millennial Feminism" Is Dead, Can We Not Replace It With Something More Insane?
by Cartoons Hate Her on March 25, 2026There's plenty to criticize about the brand of feminism that ruled the 2010s--but some of today's trending movements are just as stupid.
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The Realistic Spring 2026 Women's Fashion Guide (Natural Fibers Edition)
by Cartoons Hate Her on March 24, 2026My guide for tackling Spring 2026 in style--and in natural fibers.
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Everyone Without My Sexual Tastes Is Virtue-Signaling
by Cartoons Hate Her on March 23, 2026People marry people they find attractive? You’re telling me this now for the first time.
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She Told Women How To Look Sexier. I Have the Data on That.
by Cartoons Hate Her on March 20, 2026
I had 3,000 people rank body types of men and women, so I'm a bit of a hotness expert myself.
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Yes, I'm A Performative Parent
by Cartoons Hate Her on March 19, 2026
I want everyone watching me to know I'm not a bad mom, and yes, they ARE watching me.
