Neil’s Substack Analytical but narrative -- blending the past and future of sportswriting
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🏀 2025-26 NBA Elo Forecast and Player Ratings 📈
by Neil Paine on November 30, 2025
Track how I'm forecasting every team’s chance to make — and win — the NBA Finals, all season long.
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🏒 2025-26 NHL Team Elo Power Rankings & Goals Above Replacement Player Ratings 📉
by Neil Paine on November 30, 2025
Power ratings and forecasts for every NHL team and player this season.
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The Week That Was (November 24-28, 2025)
by Neil Paine on November 29, 2025
A roundup of what I wrote, read, watched, etc. over the past week.
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📈2025 NFL Power Ratings and Projections🏈
by Neil Paine on November 29, 2025
Ratings, rankings and forecasts for every NFL team this season.
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The Thunder Might Finally Make Us "Respect the Cup"
by Neil Paine on November 28, 2025
Oklahoma City's dominance — plus some evidence that teams treat Cup games differently — suggest the NBA's in-season tournament is edging closer to playoff territory.
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Thanksgiving Football is Getting Good Again
by Neil Paine on November 27, 2025
For years, the NFL’s holiday games weren't as compelling as they could have been. Now, with a deeper slate and a better version of the Lions, Thanksgiving is finally a real showcase again.
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🏈🎙️ Football Bytes: Stuffed With Thanksgiving Favorites
by Neil Paine on November 26, 2025
To bye, or not to bye? That's my question. But Tyler is happily feasting on the favorites.
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As the College Football Playoff Got Bigger, Rivalry Week's Stakes Got Smaller
by Neil Paine on November 26, 2025
In a 12-team bracket, the playoff picture is clearer than ever for the best teams — and the bubble teams may not end up mattering to the title race.
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Revisiting the Chris Paul Conundrum
by Neil Paine on November 25, 2025
CP3 will retire as an all-time great whose playoff résumé never matched his statistical brilliance — reopening the debate over what his career reveals about point guards.
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Like Every Eagles QB Before Him, Jalen Hurts Can't Win for Losing — Or Winning
by Neil Paine on November 24, 2025
Despite a Super Bowl MVP, Jalen Hurts is learning that the quarterback is always on trial in Philadelphia… especially after losses like Sunday's collapse.
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The Week That Was (November 17-21, 2025)
by Neil Paine on November 22, 2025
A roundup of what I wrote, read, watched, etc. over the past week.
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The Penguins Weren't Supposed to Be Good Again
by Neil Paine on November 21, 2025
Old and bad teams like this almost never rebound. In fact, the modern NHL has seen only one other case like Pittsburgh's unexpected revival — and the parallel is too poetic.
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🏈🎙️ Football Bytes: All My L's Were AI's Fault
by Neil Paine on November 20, 2025
We overhaul our spreadsheets just in time to roll past the midpoint of the 2025 NFL season.
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The Future (of Skateboarding) Is Female
by Neil Paine on November 20, 2025
A wave of teenage girl phenoms — led by Rayssa Leal and Chloe Covell — is reshaping competitive skateboarding and pushing the sport’s age-curve sharply downward.
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That Time Matt Kemp (Briefly) Had a 10-WAR Season
by Neil Paine on November 19, 2025
A quirk in early WAR once placed the new Hall of Fame candidate among the inner-circle greats — until the stat evolved and brought him back down to earth.
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These Rams Are Sean McVay's Best Rams
by Neil Paine on November 18, 2025
Once written off as a short-term superteam, the Rams have somehow become deeper, more complete and — remarkably — better than ever in 2025.
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The 2025-26 NBA Is Warped Beyond Recognition
by Neil Paine on November 17, 2025
Blowouts, skewed standings and historically bad bottom-feeders are twisting the entire season out of shape — and the tank race hasn't even started cooking yet.
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The Week That Was (November 10-14, 2025)
by Neil Paine on November 15, 2025
A roundup of what I wrote, read, watched, etc. over the past week.
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Connor Bedard's Generational Moment Has Arrived
by Neil Paine on November 14, 2025
At 20 years old, Bedard is reaching a new level of play — and starting to mirror the career arcs of hockey's inner-circle greats.
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🏈🎙️ Football Bytes: You Can't Hate Every Team
by Neil Paine on November 13, 2025
We stage an emotional intervention for ourselves — and for every gambler who’s sworn off half the league by Week 11.






