Dave Barry

Fronds and flamingos

Also, a Mystery Log.

That's right: Sex.

And many — maybe too many — other topics.

The Cheez-It Factor

This will not help at all.

Get ready, America.

A recording from Dave Barry and Paul Ollinger's live video

Not that I'm complaining.

Hard pass.

The future lies ahead. At least it used to.

Or, not.

Rolls-Royce and Benzes and Bears, oh my!

That Old -- REALLY Old -- Time Rock and Roll

News Items in the News.

To boldly go, on a special space commode.

Grandmother Pendragon gets into the game.

Or don't. He could care less.

A time of thanking.

Apparently I'm not.