Dave Barry

It’s totally ama*&^j§¶•djs;lkdj

It’s good for you! As opposed to me.

A practical common-sense solution.

Still managing to annoy.

Worst cruise ever.

It’s definitely not diarrhea.

It's bad.

Fronds and flamingos

Also, a Mystery Log.

That's right: Sex.

And many — maybe too many — other topics.

The Cheez-It Factor

This will not help at all.

Get ready, America.

A recording from Dave Barry and Paul Ollinger's live video

Not that I'm complaining.

Hard pass.

The future lies ahead. At least it used to.

Or, not.

Rolls-Royce and Benzes and Bears, oh my!